1951
Born in Zurich on July 11; citizenship: Swiss (Davos GR)
1970
Dropping out of the “Literargymnasium” to work as a ski instructor in Davos
1971
Meeting the love of my life in Davos (on Valentine’s day): Mary from Mallow, Co. Cork, Ireland
[Discovering that a good woman is a man’s key to happiness.]
1971
Traveling to Italy, Yugoslavia, Greece, Turkey, Great Britain and Ireland
1972
Touring America; hitchhiking from New York to Toronto, across Canada, to Fairbanks (Alaska) and San Diego (California); motorbiking to Miami (Florida)
1973
Traveling by bus and train to Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India and Nepal
[Discovering the value of domestic life.]
1974 – 1978
“Maturitätskurse für Berufstätige” in Basel; working for the “Bankverein”
1979 – 1983
German and English studies in Basel
[Discovering the value of carnality in the seminars on mediaeval mystics.]
1983
Lic. phil.
[Climbing 13 mountains.]
1987
Dr. phil.
[Leaving the sickening ant pile called “Schweizer Mittelland” behind for good.]
1989
Settling down in the Grisons and working as a writer and photographer
[Objectives: Promoting intersexual tolerance, understanding and good will; fighting wrong ideologies such as feminism and religious fundamentalism, fighting overregulation and narrow-minded lawmaking; defending
men’s rights, defending women’s rights; defending the individual’s dignity and autonomy against the “sadistic state” (Hermann Glaser) and its “horrid lawyers” (Ingo Müller).]
2000 – 2003
Internet projects against intolerance, puritanism and hypocrisy (“Sheriffiana”, “Joy Givers”, “Magic Moments”, “Beautiful Bodies”)
[They were misinterpreted and denigrated by narrow-minded site visitors and condemned by spineless judges.]
2003
Meeting the love of my second life: Isabela from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
[Discovering that a young woman is a must in a man’s life and that one needs more than one woman to be happy at a certain age – and that Viagra is for idiots.]
2004 / 2006 / 2008
Exploring Brazil
[Discovering that I am a god – just by being blond and blue-eyed.]
2005 / 2006 / 2007
Continuing to write and soliloquize about the way things are; getting peeved almost every day about our inept and cowardly politicians; ruminating on emigration
[Realizing that Switzerland has become a feminist rogue state with an ideologically corrupted judiciary that is no better than Nazi Germany’s or the DDR’s or the Soviet Union’s.]
2008
Divorcing Isabela from Rio de Janeiro
[Deciding to give Brazilian women a wide berth as they are the biggest liars on the planet.]
2009
Deciding to never vote again
[The choices are simply ridiculous. Varying majorities permanently terrorize varying minorities that have no lobbies. And young voters cannot see through the lies politicians tell us on a daily basis.]
2010
Marrying Mary for the second time
[Noticing that my ears started recovering from the deafness induced by Isabela's horrific “gritaria”.]
2012
Meeting the sunshine of my third life: Victoria!
[Discovering, with disbelief, that her love is much stronger than her mother’s.]
2017
Meeting an educated and insightful judge
[Discovering that they exist, even in Switzerland.]
2019
Victoria has always been so happy to see me that her mother became jealous of her own daughter
[And decided that being unhappy is good for a child.]
2020
We need a revolution to punish the power addicted politicians of “the free world”
[It has turned into a Huxleian type concentration camp – because of a little bug that is as impotent as Merkel’s husband.]
2020
Meeting the ultimate consolation in crisis: a young goddess who is super smart, honest and hot
I love her
[No public images.]
2021
Disappointed in the Swiss voters. 60 percent are morons. 60 percent believe every government lie. 60 percent obey like kindergarten pupils. 60 percent should read Zuckmayer (“Als wär’s ein Stück von mir”)
[My silent protest makes a beautiful noise.]
2024
Digital transformation, AI (= organized deception), government spying and lying and blatant privacy violations, extreme overpopulation in all areas of Switzerland, even in SAC huts, explosion of traffic, gang wars, cops in danger of being
killed by aggressive imported criminals, street parades and gay festivals and other public celebrations of depravity and degeneration ... Yes, the "Brave New World" is here
[May the politicians, bankers and speculators who sold and betrayed and brought down this quondam beautiful and autonomous country with its long history of freedom and prosperity rot in bloody hell.]
