2000
Voluntary DNA test
A “friend” thought I had assaulted a child in Zurich, and as a “concerned citizen” he decided to share this “information” with the police.

2002
House search #1
Mary’s physio “friends” didn’t like our bipartite homepage. (Mary’s flat in Basel was searched especially meticulously by three cops. They treated her like a hardened criminal and even turned her mattress upside down to see, if she was hiding pornographic material.)

2003
House search #2
A Swiss “friend” accused me of epistolary harassment. She has not apologized so far. (Corinne Tschudin, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.)
2005: Federal Court conviction for pornography. The feminist nanny state and its lackeys celebrated another orgy of repression (cf. Project Comments).

2016
House search #3
A Brazilian nanny accused my ex-wife and me of attempted murder and sexual abuse after we had sacked this sick bitch for being possessive (she started thinking that she was the mother ...) and for being scheming and deceitful.
She fled to Brazil before we could bring her to justice. Her revenge scheme did not work out. The investigators saw through her sordid allegations (which, to an extent, restored my faith in the Swiss judiciary).
And here is a warning to all Swiss parents: Never hire a nanny who does not have children of her own. And give Brazilians a wide berth.